“Once when I got home and sat down to study he told me I looked tense and he wanted to give me a massage,” Skarsgård recalled once. “I just couldn’t stop laughing. He knew I was straight, but he was trying again and again. I told him: ‘René, please. I will not suck your dick, you know this.’”—9 Fun Facts About Alexander Skarsgård
“It’s with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit Oasis tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer.”—Noel Gallagher (via soupsoup)
“(717): Can you believe The 5th Element didn’t get best fight scene in 1997?! I’m still bitter. 12 years later.
(1-717): Haha how do you remember that?
(717): HOW COULD I FORGET?!”—texts from last night