So i was driving and S&M came on the radio and i found myself thinking well gotta hand it to Rihanna, this vocal line in the chorus is so sick and she rides it beautifully so maybe she’s better than i thought or at least she works her butt off and gotta respect that.
Then i get cynical and pull up a youtube video of her performing it live at some awards show and she absolutely butchers it, like i knew it right, but still, hopes dashed an all.
But suddenly, who comes out of fucking nowhere delivering a passable (albeit possibly autotuned to hell) rendition of that hook? Britney Spears, i kid you not, youtube it, she comes out at the end of the number and she’s all like dude, you’re really getting upstaged and outsung by Britney, bitch.
Seriously tho. Is he referencing Switzerland? Are they known for their beats? Is it a special Swedish root vegetable dish? Is he alluding to Swiss cheese? And if he is what does that have to do with beats or beets? It’s all so thoroughly confusing to me.