tymn:

 “Blah blah, vampire emergency. Blah.”

Fangtasia, True Blood (2008) | Mallory Backmann

i’m an idiot. lost too many followers today. say what andy?

i’m an idiot. lost too many followers today. say what andy?

This is my first animated gif. I call it bitch, dismissed.

This is my first animated gif. I call it bitch, dismissed.

gotflavorlikeicecream:

Died I DIED

True Blood season 4 has easily the best tara moments ever in the history of the show. This was actually really surprising, unexpected.

“No. Contemporary vampires come in two flavours, if you’ll forgive the expression. Sexless wimps (Twilight) or smouldering hedonists (True Blood). Morrissey or Michael Hutchence. Both troubled. Both dreamy-eyed frontmen with nice hair. Forgive my pants for remaining unshitten.”

holy shit Natalie Portman to guest star in True Blood season 3!

Yeah right, sorry no, like the portman would ever do tv. yeah it’s hbo, but still, you know, it’s not like she’s got her big break on grey’s anatomy dude.

“I know this show is supposed to be sexy, or whatever, you know, like how fucking cold, pale, re-animated corpses and/or puppy shapeshifters is sexy (?) but last night was really taking it to the next level, and some of us were FINE at the OLD LEVEL. In fact, some of us even found the previous level SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE because of how some of us are not SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ACTUAL MONSTERS.”

nightswimming:

Snoop Dogg -“Oh Sookie”

The D-O-double-G’s loving tribute to Bon Temps’ sultriest fang-banger. “Try to read my mind, you might get wet” Look out Sookie; I think Snoop wants to do real bad things with you. [ontd - thedailywhat]

Ahahahaha! :-D I just *adore* Snoop Dogg (so, I guess he’s a fan of the show, he dropped refs to it in “Gangsta Luv” too)

butyourelikereallypretty:

But You’re Like Really Shady, Bill Compton.