lumpyspacepoet:

jenn1wren:

tenaflyviper:

Niumbaha superba - the “Panda Bat”.

Origins: South Sudan

The genus Niumbaha was created to classify the Panda Bat, as it has many unique characteristics apart from any other genus.  The word “Niumbaha” means “rare” or “unusual” in Zande, the language of the Azande people of the region where the bat was discovered.

that is the most beautiful little bat in existence! 

he looks like a cheesecake brownie

Snarky Puppy feat. Lalah Hathaway - Something

This is a fine video in itself, but fastforward to 6’10” or so, and the lady fucking sings chords all by herself.

dude on drums loses it instantly and the backup singers react like they’ve seen a ghost.

this is, i dunno, what the fuck though.

fucked up tumblr blogs

There’s a quick way to find out fucked up tumblr blogs that’ll make you squirm, cringe but also weirdly feel a bit better about yourself.

you start by having a improbably popular post on tumblr. i recently had that audio cassette gif go in the thousands, weird i know.

it must be pretty much universally appealing, so people will reblog it en masse.

then you just sit back and read your notifications. you’ll see some likes along with the reblogs.

now, pay attention, most of these are fine, but some are not.

you see, they like your post, but can’t reblog it. why can’t you reblog a cute gif of a cat or an audio tape or some fab interior design?

Because it doesn’t fit the theme or the niche of your own blog that’s why. And because said niche is about some really fucked up shit bro.

Yeah bro, i’m talking to you my man. You don’t need a whole blog of photosets of women pissing in public. you really don’t need a thousand pages of that.

what the fuck dude.

what the fuck.

moviepass:

MOVIEPASS: Kanye West Shows No Mercy On The Set Of ‘Anchorman 2’

(via jeffcarroll)

Justin Timberlake

It’s not that his stuff stinks, it doesn’t. His music especially, I mean, they’re great tracks i guess, well made, put together, not dicey stuff, actually classier than most pop drivel.

It’s just there’s so much ‘performing’ in it that there’s just nothing real there anymore, you feel me? It’s a lovely, shiny surface, but not a chance of going one inch deeper, because duh, no chink in that armor. Everything is just an act. This dapper dude routine now, that fucking falsetto thing, the bursting into highly choreographed dance moves, all of it really.

When’s the last time dude poured his heart out in a song? Heh, i guess, but isn’t that supposed to be one of the points of it all really? I mean, i never did that either, but I don’t write songs, know what i mean?

Who are you, Justin Timberlake, when the camera turns off? Who the fuck even knows?

This strip is set to become an animated feature from the makers of Rango.

But, please take a moment to reflect on that headline. This is real, is not the onion. Unbelievable.

littleorphanammo:nebraska-admiral:jasencomstock:whitewhine:

dude, yeah, i mean, so ok, boil that shit and it’s not vegan anymore, because bacteria die a gruesome death, but you don’t boil that and so, you swallow em raw and that somehow makes it proper? come the fuck on, yeah they might survive in your stomach but that still seems like questionable behavior, like, it’s not polite to take some bacteria that was all out in the wild doing their thing and forcing them to live in your guts. It’s straight up animal cruelty territory.

it’s like, you should make a show out of it, like i don’t know, a python swallows a rat whole and you’re all “that’s so vegan”